Nikki Haley has learned well from her former boss. She is cashing in on his recent personal attack and threat. She is selling t-shirts by the truckload. He walked into his own trap. Banning her from MAGA has been the best thing. For her, not Mr. Trump.
I want a similar fundraising opportunity.
People Who Would Ban Me
If Donald Trump knew that I have invented a alternative democracy where he could not get elected, he would ban me from MAGA too. In fact, I am waiting for this kind of comment: “Why does this Canadian loser think he can change things?”
And he could make me the lightening rod to take the media’s attention from his other troubles. He could say: “I will save the USA from this Dave Polak and his teary democracy.”
Many current politicians around the world would want to ban me because they too would not have a political job in my alternative democracy.
Recently, I had an interesting discussion with another Medium contributor. He believes that amending the filibuster rules would force Democrats and Republicans to work together. Then all will be well in the USA. Hence no alternative democracy is necessary. I think he would like to ban me too.
The replace-electoral-college-with-popular-vote people would want to ban me. The vote-blue-no-matter-who people would want to ban me. The let’s-buy-our-politicians people would want to ban me. The Dog Catchers Association of Missouri would want to ban me. I could be banned by many, many American demographics, companies, and societies. So many diverse groups would find unity in banning me. I could unite America!
If we start this movement soon, banning me from MAGA and anti-MAGA could become an election issue. Imagine Mr. Trump and Mr. Biden competing to ban me the most.
No one will be banned like I’m going to be banned. If they can do this to me, they can do it to you.
The Cashing-In Part
No, I don’t have T-shirts or hats for sale. And I’m too proud to accept a direct donation. But I do have an already-made way to move cash from your bank account to mine.
Go to Amazon and Kobo and buy my four e-books:
· Tiered Democratic Governance for $7
· Diary of a Future Politician for $3
· Confessions of a Future Politician for $3
· Circles of a Future Politician for $3
Note that these prices are in Celsius dollars. If you want to pay in Fahrenheit, multiply by 1.8.
But don’t read these books. You will get some strange ideas.
Not only will your purchase help alleviate the vow of poverty I seem to have taken many years ago, your political anxiety be eased because I have the solution.
And my e-books are more environmentally friendly than a Nikki Haley T-shirt.
And when I get officially banned, you can tell your friends that you already have my e-books. You were ahead of the wave. That’ll impress so many other Americans. For your foresight, they just might vote you in for public office. Then you can run the country. Or your state. Or your town. Or your local dog catchers association.
In these days of alternative facts, it is hard to tell the difference between political satire and reality. You have my word that everything in this article is true. Except the part of actually being banned from MAGA, which could still be true.
So just assume that I am already banned from MAGA and do what you are going to do if I get banned.
And don’t think too much. I have already told you what to do.
And pay with Fahrenheit dollars. It makes you more American. If you are from Europe, pay in Fahrenheit: Americans will respect you more. Canadians can pay in Celsius.
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