My campaign officially sputtered last January. My last campaign message only brought in $1.34 to the campaign coffers. I could no longer afford the cheap motel rooms as I was hitchhiking and campaigning across the USA.
Other donations are lacking. Americans really don’t want a serious contender for their highest office. They want clowns.
But Mike Pence has inspired me to throw my hat back in the ring once more. It is really up to you readers to give Americans a real choice in 2024.
I have two new campaign promises:
1) I promise to fine Canada bigly for all the forest fire smoke it is sending to the USA. Our deficit will be gone.
2) I promise to pardon 1000 of my top donors from being persecuted by the IRS. Just in case some readers can’t read between my lines, a $20 donation to my campaign should exempt you from paying taxes while I am president. But if many people donate, you won't be in this list. I would make a bigger donation.
Here are four of my 15 or so articles on the campaign:
The Liberation of North Montana
My Four Days in the White House
Campaign Financing (& Cabinet Positions)
The future of the USA is in your wallet, bank account, and credit card.
Remember, things could be worse.
Published on Medium 2023
The Political Donor: A 1-Act Play
My Brush with Political Corruption
